SmileDerp VS Patrixx Part 1

It was a rather clear night, about 6 in the morning. No sound rang in the Trollpasta Mascot, Patrixx's ears. He saw a large dog somewhere near him. He regonised his rival: SmileDerp.

SmileDerp: We meet again, Patrixxx! There can only be one evil overlord!
Patrixxx: AND THAT'S ME YOU FOOL!!1!1!1
SmileDerp: *tackles, scratching and biting*
Patrixx: OH NO YOU DIDN'T, GILFRIRND!
SmileDerp:...I'm genderless...
Patrixx: Oh. *usez SHDOW POWA*
SmileDerp:....*LAZEREYES*
Patrixx: DX OW!
SmileDerp: Hmph....>:3


MORE TO COME!